It is late and just came home from work after giving life saving Jesus Albuterol,(no making fun of my Lord intended) to come upon a smashed up car with smoke rolling out of it.
Jamie was my BFF for the night and became a cab driver at the end of her day to bring my sorry butt home. Which by the way it is Friggin cold outside at a -2 degree's in Michigan.(I HATE WINTER!!!!) When Jamie's ass warmers in her Toyota didn't even heat the cold leather seats so the Popsicles on my butt would melt until half way home.
A big thank you goes out to her, but first back to my point. This drunk punk comes outside from the bar across the street and asked if we are their to help tow him out? Is he high, Yes,he probable was along with one to many drinks with an open beer bottle laying on his front seat. The car was leaking fluid, but he said it would run and even stated it would if I bet him a hundred dollars.
Really drunk dude go back into the bar with your bad self, because the two hot women in our purple scrubs think we are bad to the bone to render first aide if someone needed help.
The only help needed was to find him a nice room and board,three square meals and a new friend called Buba Bob to fetch the soap. The reason why you ask, because someones mom,brother,dad,sister,aunt,uncle,grandma,grandpa, or the child you hold close to you heart might be killed by that drunk punk!
I wounder how the punk liked the ride to his new room and if the car was towed by a nice family man at -2 degrees. What I have to say about that is sorry sucker, someone is safer tonight. Thank you Lord....Goodnight
