Mrs. Police Women, please take me to jail!!

It is late and just came home from work after giving life saving Jesus Albuterol,(no making fun of my Lord intended) to come upon a smashed up car with smoke rolling out of it.
Jamie was my BFF for the night and became a cab driver at the end of her day to bring my sorry butt home. Which by the way it is Friggin cold outside at a -2 degree's in Michigan.(I HATE WINTER!!!!) When Jamie's ass warmers in her Toyota didn't even heat the cold leather seats so the Popsicles on my butt would melt until half way home.
A big thank you goes out to her, but first back to my point. This drunk punk comes outside from the bar across the street and asked if we are their to help tow him out? Is he high, Yes,he probable was along with one to many drinks with an open beer bottle laying on his front seat. The car was leaking fluid, but he said it would run and even stated it would if I bet him a hundred dollars.
Really drunk dude go back into the bar with your bad self, because the two hot women in our purple scrubs think we are bad to the bone to render first aide if someone needed help.
The only help needed was to find him a nice room and board,three square meals and a new friend called Buba Bob to fetch the soap. The reason why you ask, because someones mom,brother,dad,sister,aunt,uncle,grandma,grandpa, or the child you hold close to you heart might be killed by that drunk punk!
I wounder how the punk liked the ride to his new room and if the car was towed by a nice family man at -2 degrees. What I have to say about that is sorry sucker, someone is safer tonight. Thank you Lord....Goodnight

Make a Smilebox slideshow

We just took some pictures of our dog Raven. I thought they were cute and a guy I work with named steve is always asking to see more pictures of our dog. Hope you like them.

False alarm

My eyes opened in response to the smoke alarm blaring at 7:01. My 17 year old Jordan decided he was hungry before school and made an egg sandwich. I have no problem feeding my 6"2, 200 pound son, but serious do I have to be jolted out of bed in that manner? I'm in the kitchen by then I might as well pour myself a cup of coffee. Bless my husband for making mud (aka, coffee) before he leaves for work.
I'm pouring my cream in my cup and the dog has sniffed and licked my hand, they older two have ask for money to by a drink(because they must of been hungry today due to they made a boxed lunch. Mom's ATM has been telling them insufficient funds.) Logan dancing in front of me doing the pee dance asking to take a shower and Paige said mommy followed by a horrible croup cough.
I let out a big sigh... asked the Lord to please help me and started to give orders like a drill Sargent in the army. Raven(the dog) go lay down, Ashley please go get my purse, yes Logan you may take a shower (to get the white sticky stuff out of your hair from last nite, because dad didn't put you in the shower because mom was in bed early due to my stomach) and I yell to go potty and use soap, and Paige go lay down I'll make a doctors apt.
I finally take a sip of my coffee and think to my self this is going to be one of those day's! I got Logan ready and dressed and ready for the bus stop. He went out side and I watched him go to the bus stop. He came back in and said no kids where their yet. The bus comes in 3 minutes. He said his face was cold. I said it isn't that bad, he started to go back out to the bus stop and then I stuck my head out the door. That wind hit me and I yelled for him to come back and I would take him to school. He was already at the stop and the bus came. I feel so bad! I don't want him to have the memory of growing up and telling the story to his friends that his mom made him walk to the bus stop with the wind chill factor at sub zero, up hill, with no shoes. LOL
What a morning... well I have to call the doctors office. It feels good to blog again. I was busy, plus I sometimes don't know what to blog. I said to my self blog about anything! I really am not crazy. have a good day.....
P.S.
Jamie I don't know why my with love is at the top of my page. Please help.

And The Award Goes to...

ME!! I'm so proud to recieve these two awards from Kids...Me & RAW III and A Day with the Dod's. It really makes me feel special. I always can use new friends, bloggers(my peeps) and any other stalkers as my husband calls strangers. Since I don't have a lot of followers yet I need all the help I can get.

The award states: "These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers. Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award."

Honest Scrap award:
A) First list 10 honest things about yourself - and make it interesting, even if you have to dig deep!
B) Pass the award on to 7 bloggers that you feel embody the spirit of the Honest Scrap.

1. I snore like a jack hammer, so I'm told. I tell them that it is the dog. It is always a trickle down effect...the poor dog is always last to blame.

2. I sleep with five pillows and I will not share my favorite pillow.

3. I'm the queen of aluminium foil. I use it to cover everything. I need to take stock in it. My goal is to see the biggest tin foil ball.

4. I'm the oldest of six bothers and sisters. 4 sisters and 2 brothers. I was bossy when I was little. Go figure with the whole birth order thing. Controlling is not the best thing sometimes.

5. Chocolate is the six food group. I love the miniture heath bars and could eat them all day long. (That doesn't include my husband.)

6. You might think this is sick, but I shave the hair on my toes. LOL, so when I'am old and gray I will need someone to trim them. If not I'll win the hairy sexy beast award in the nursing home...I can't wait!!!

7. My mom named me after Rebecca from the movie Moby Dick. I thought it might have been biblical, but not the cases. I was given lynn as my middle name after her name Linda. She really wanted to name me Percilla. Thank you Dad.

8. I sound like a dead cat when I sing. I can't carry a note to save my life. I think I'm tone deaf.!

9. My favorite color is pink. It is my signature color...what movie is this quote from? It is one of my favorite films.

10. I'm late for everything thing. I tease and say I'm going to be late for my own funeral...maybe? Just make sure I have pinke roses... Also, I love the Lord and my prayer for each and every one of my peeps is to ask Jesus into their heart so I will see them in heaven. It is so easy. Just pray and confess you are a sinner and ask him into your heart, and then tell someone you did so.

I'm wipping the sweat off my forehead, because it was hard to dig deep and find 10 interesting things about me.

I pass this award to...

1. God's not finished with us.. Sarah

2. Our lives started together...Jessica

3. Critical Mass.. Rae Ann

5. The Mouro Family..Laura

I only have a couple of people to pass this on too. enjoy, it has been a blast getting to meet all of you.

Headers Headers Everywhere

My friend Jamie over at Kids..Me & RAW III created me two new headers today. Thanks ~J, did you know that she takes payment in form of birthday margaritas? So anyway, I'm torn over which one to use. So I thought who better to ask then my peeps! You guys have to look at it too, although not as much as me, as I am turning into a total blog addict! Leave me a comment with your vote!

Choice #1 Daisey
Choice #2 Button